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How NOT To Pick Up A Woman

Have you ever tried to pick up a girl at a bar only for her to laugh in your face? This probably happened because you have said something ridiculous or done something just as foolish. Below are a list of things to avoid, when mingling with women. I am a women so I should know something about what it is we like.  A woman doesn't want you to say what she wants to hear, she wants honesty. There's no point in wasting time trying to get her to have sex with you if your not going to put in the work to get to know her. If sex is what you want then just say that, you don't know what her response will be unless you ask. There are some women who want meaningless sex and nothing more. If you put in work to get to know her and she still doesn't like you...then that's your answer. There are twice as many women on earth as men, you will meet someone else. Another tip is not to use money to entice a woman. For instance if you buy a lady a drink don't expect anything but co...

I'm a Diva not a Devil

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I recently discovered I have something called resting bitchy face... What is resting bitchy face you might ask? Have you ever been told "Your much prettier when you smile" or "Cheer up, it can't be that bad!" Well I have lots of times. Let me explain... Resting Bitchy Face: How your face looks when its at rest...and if you look bitchy then you my friend have resting bitchy face! I have no idea that I look so mean, angry or unapproachable. I am not a mean person, in fact I'm quite nice if I do say so myself. I wonder if there is some way I can change how my face looks at these times. Like are there some type of face exercises that I can do? Could I draw happy looking eyebrows on? Would this change anything or just make me look like a fool. Maybe I should wear high tightly pulled ponytails so I look more appealing to the eye. If you are someone who knows me you should know I'm not upset. Please if you see me out speak to me, but not about how angry m...